I think I would want one of these if they were no more than six inches tall. Then each day I would ask him how everything was. He would reply that everything was awful, that people are terrible, that love does not conquer all and that I was doomed to failure. I would tell him that he was petty and small. You are petty and small I would say and your opinion means nothing and people like you never amount to anything. I keep you around to remind the haters are petty and small. I love you and I love life and nothing you do can change that. And I would feel better.
I laughed too much at this.
Amazing work and nicely done shading.